{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Princess Luna (pr1nc355luna)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-13 23:31:42 UTC","author_name":"Princess Luna (pr1nc355luna)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pr1nc355luna","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2754118","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29570\" class=\"url\" title=\"Princess Luna\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pr1nc355luna<\/span><\/a><\/span> If prepared correctly, you will never be able to see the color green. The color green will still be available to those who stepped on a mouse made out of tootsie rolls and gumdrops. Then, if you want a cure for said effect, watch finding nemo three times on april 27th, while balancing a piece of macaroni on your left eye."}