{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-13 01:33:35 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2764439","html":"SHUT UP THOSE DAMN FIREWORKS. I LIVE ON LITERALLY THE CLOSEST TIMEZONE AMERICA HAS TO THE FOURTH, AND IT AIN'T THE FOURTH ANYWHERE IN AMERICA."}