{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Dashie Markers (sarcasticbrony)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-13 13:34:51 UTC","author_name":"Dashie Markers (sarcasticbrony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sarcasticbrony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2765912","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1975\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scoot\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">scoot<\/span><\/a><\/span> I would have picked learn japanese to freak people out."}