{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-13 20:25:39 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2766835","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ginger Snap\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">gingersnap<\/span><\/a><\/span> He has retrograde amnesia. He doesn't know what porn is."}