{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Friday, 05-Jul-13 03:10:01 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2768746","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29655\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dashie Markers\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rainbowdashderpyhooveslunapinkiepievinyldashiemarkers<\/span><\/a><\/span> I don't like stupid rednecks shooting illegal fireworks 10 feet from my family."}