{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Thomas K (zarkanorf)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 20:32:52 UTC","author_name":"Thomas K (zarkanorf)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zarkanorf","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2789540","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/796\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cloud Kicker\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">critialcloudkicker<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's not, but that is still just... what. how? YOU HAD TWENTY-FIVE YEARS TO DWINDLE ON HOW FRUIT BORN AND HOW PLANT GET PREGNANT AND YOU DIDN'T!?"}