{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jul-13 21:34:50 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2793627","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28895\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sam roberto fernandez triforce the seventh\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">awesam15<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why does a 12 year old have a lady friend. Take the phone away and make him play Pokemon or something."}