{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-13 14:08:34 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2799689","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29533\" class=\"url\" title=\"Marceline Abadeer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">vampirequeen<\/span><\/a><\/span> I have a huge cowlick, and my hair's thick and poofy so it doesn't want to listen to anything I say unless I drown it."}