{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jul-13 19:48:20 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2827856","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29881\" class=\"url\" title=\"J. V. V.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">wingnut<\/span><\/a><\/span> Look, I'd be lying if I did not mention that I tried the free weekend of vanilla, hated EVERY bug, and looked into the Johnny Depp kinda Piratey method of attaining sertain booty"}