{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Monday, 22-Jul-13 21:27:48 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2832640","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12231\" class=\"url\" title=\"an obese giant that steals your granola bars\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">darkw00d<\/span><\/a><\/span> I signed up to test it but never got called back. I guess he wasn't interested in the nutritive benefits it might provide pasty sedentary nerds"}