{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 07:41:03 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2834908","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29427\" class=\"url\" title=\"Andrew bruce lucero\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thechihuahuax<\/span><\/a><\/span> Perhaps, but given that 2\/3rds of it winds up occupied by keeping you from suffocating and soiling yourself, it's somewhat wasted."}