{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jul-13 14:26:06 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2845575","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29531\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">apocalypserarity<\/span><\/a><\/span> There such a thing as being too young for an iPhone? I see flippin' three-year olds running around with iPads and such."}