{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-13 21:26:02 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2852648","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30451\" class=\"url\" title=\"russell williams\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">housinengi<\/span><\/a><\/span> If it wasn't for the fact that I'm completely against hitting a woman, and the fact that I can't physically reach, I'd have slapped her by now."}