{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jul-13 14:31:38 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2860466","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12231\" class=\"url\" title=\"an obese giant that steals your granola bars\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">darkw00d<\/span><\/a><\/span> Also don't send me a thousand goddamn dollars. $100 would be sufficient for 2 months hosting. It's $46 a month."}