{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Nick (randomexplodingunicorn)'s status on Monday, 29-Jul-13 18:18:57 UTC","author_name":"Nick (randomexplodingunicorn)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/randomexplodingunicorn","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2866336","html":"I love how people in movies or tv shows always conveniently have a dresser next to their door when they're being attacked."}