{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-13 03:24:17 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2875529","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29533\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">kingcheddarxvii<\/span><\/a><\/span> Hmmm... tough one. I neither have a desire to become a girl nor has humanity devised the means to turn me into one if I wanted to. But if I had to, then Freja probably."}