{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-13 06:28:10 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2876198","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/22012\" class=\"url\" title=\"Coffee Cream (Neurario)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">coffeecream<\/span><\/a><\/span> How do you ask broads out? How do you even meet dames to ask out?"}