{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 05-Aug-13 00:13:06 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2886315","html":"I just had to give at least 45 mL of fresh urine to a complete stranger so that my bosses can make sure I don't have any fun on my time off."}