{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-13 04:34:09 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2902581","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29608\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pegasusjones<\/span><\/a><\/span> I know, right? My parents even wear Hawaiian shirts and have strapped on cameras when we go on vacation. It screams &quot;tourist&quot; in every way, and I can see people looking to rip them off as a result."}