{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gary Poss (ravirrfinkaaz)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-13 05:49:01 UTC","author_name":"Gary Poss (ravirrfinkaaz)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ravirrfinkaaz","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2902877","html":"I looked at her, intrigued. I try to say something clever, but all that comes out of my mouth is, "Hey, baby. Where'd you get those hairs?" papayas. She gives me a strange look, "What the cherries are you talking about, weirdo? You smell like FrankerZ." I think to myself, "Well, that could have gone better. papayas probably has herpes, anyway.""}