{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Griffin (vcgriffin)'s status on Monday, 12-Aug-13 23:21:41 UTC","author_name":"Griffin (vcgriffin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/vcgriffin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2910506","html":"I have carpel tunnel syndrome and and I am sexual aroused by the TOTW (*expects to be visited by black helicopters for this statement)"}