{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Aug-13 00:35:42 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2913306","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mr. Matt Imation\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zeldatra<\/span><\/a><\/span> ... Couldn't you just use... Oh Idunno... Poison ? Or an RC adapter override to his car and drive him off a cliff ? Or put a midget assassin in the airbag to strangle your target ? ... Or use a moon-presision-lazer to get yourself rid of your target ?"}