{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-13 01:20:48 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2929703","html":""I don't vote, I go Christmas shopping. There are no people there, the cars are, I have a theory why but it involves the largest mirror in Texas""}