{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-13 23:54:14 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2931885","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> A proper bear, in a horse barn I used to work at, I went into a store room in the back that had a second door that opened to the outside and a bear had come in to look for food, I blundered in through the barn-side door and we kind of surprised each other... I hit it in the nose as hard as I could, it ran off, and I went home to change my pants."}