{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Aug-13 12:03:05 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2932992","html":"I should get a tattoo on my butt that says &quot;If you can read this, dang I guess I took my trousers off!&quot; and underneath it says &quot;<span class=\"smallt\">And if you can read <i>this<\/i> you are <i>just close enough<\/i>&quot;<\/span>"}