{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-13 00:48:57 UTC","author_name":"Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/welcomepony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2934056","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28324\" class=\"url\" title=\"that guy you hate\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pokestrike<\/span><\/a><\/span> Once upon a time, there was a cliche princess in a cliche castle. One day, said cliche princess found a glass slipper. She put it on and vanquished the evil witch with its... glassy...ness..."}