{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-13 11:32:18 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2934952","html":""Unbelievable!  They're stripping me of my title because they said I cheated!  I'm not allowed to call myself Mr Weiner!"  "I'll call you Mr Weiner."  "Thanks.  That's why you're my best friend.""}