{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 26-Aug-13 21:42:20 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2944488","html":"Remember the time Optimus Prime fought Megatron inside a video game?  Remember also when Optimus Prime accidentally killed a bunch of innocent NPCs via collateral damage?  Remember when he committed suicide over that?  Remember in addition that his entire brain was backed up onto a 5 1\/2 inch floppy disk?"}