{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Thursday, 29-Aug-13 01:52:17 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2950119","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ice Cream Stealman\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> No I'm proving to @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29531\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">randomwonderbolt<\/span><\/a><\/span> that you can drink a powerade in under 20 minutes"}