{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Sep-13 04:50:21 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2960134","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29501\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">flamingpandaomg<\/span><\/a><\/span> You haven't died. You don't actually need a relationship. They're fun, yeah, but that's it. In any case if you really feel like you need one, you can go to clubs, bars, parties, it's not particularly hard to find a girl. By sheer male to female ratio it's impossible for all women to be taken in a society where polygamy is not standard."}