{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Sep-13 22:00:38 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2963663","html":"Ok so there's this really pretty girl who sits next to me in Biology and she doesn't know who I am and she's a grade up and I think she might be foreign what do I do"}