{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-13 01:41:30 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2964295","html":"My friend wrote a children's book. It was about all the different careers you can choose. He said to be what you want to be. Except lawyers. Nobody likes lawyers."}