{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Opal (opal)'s status on Monday, 18-Jul-11 17:05:51 UTC","author_name":"Opal (opal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/opal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/296817","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matthew Lynch\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">captlynch<\/span><\/a><\/span> *flattens her ears* A mow mow mew Mack mew [*TRANSLATION!!!*]: I am terribly sorry for mistaking your gender, sir, but I have no interest whatsoever in the pursuing of science. So, sir, if you please, unhoof me so that I may go on my way, and you on your way."}