{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matthew Lynch (captlynch)'s status on Monday, 18-Jul-11 17:07:00 UTC","author_name":"Matthew Lynch (captlynch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/captlynch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/296818","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1314\" class=\"url\" title=\"Opal\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">opal<\/span><\/a><\/span> don;t worry...it'll only hurt for the first few seconds *presses activation button and laser explodes in my face* SUCCESS *falls over"}