{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Opal (opal)'s status on Monday, 18-Jul-11 20:31:37 UTC","author_name":"Opal (opal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/opal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/297376","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matthew Lynch\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">captlynch<\/span><\/a><\/span> *Opal fires at you, causing a chain of unfortunate events (unfortunate for you, at least). A bear trap, which was buried in the ground, snaps, grabbing your ankles in a ferociously strong toothy grip. Eighteen mousetraps hidden around you set off, each pinching you in various places, one of which happens to be your nose. Thirty-eight flytraps whirl thought the air, getting caught in your hair and across your face. AND THEN - A TOASTER FIRES TWO PIECES OF TOAST IN THE AIR. And then Opal ate them.*"}