{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 11:43:29 UTC","author_name":"Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/welcomepony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2975227","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30824\" class=\"url\" title=\"Spike Pines\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">du5k<\/span><\/a><\/span> Once upon a time, there was a cliche princess in a cliche castle. One day, said cliche princess found a glass slipper. She put it on and vanquished the evil witch with its... glassy...ness..."}