{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 14:11:00 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2975522","html":"&quot;As if having ass-hammers shot at him constantly wasn't bad enough, poor little Floyd is constantly being tormented by a horny wolf with an extremely hyperactive pe<b><\/b>nis&quot;"}