{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-13 00:51:21 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2986258","html":"The funniest thing about crime movies is how whenever someone sabotages the brakes of a car whoever's driving just keeps accelerating until the car crashes. I mean there's like four ways of stopping a car without brakes. Movie people literally don't know how to drive a car."}