{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Never! (psudopod)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Jul-11 07:40:52 UTC","author_name":"Never! (psudopod)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/psudopod","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/298890","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7\" class=\"url\" title=\"A Lad.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rotation<\/span><\/a><\/span> I hate it when they tell you you have some gap in your life, or you know about this or that. Also that clumsy lady on the infomercials. 'Y CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE MEASURING CUPS?' *crash*"}