{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Kadziet \"Kazuhira\" Yagami (kazuhira)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-13 00:13:36 UTC","author_name":"Kadziet \"Kazuhira\" Yagami (kazuhira)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/kazuhira","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2993946","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29830\" class=\"url\" title=\"Electric Fire\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">awlpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Be sure to buy titanium shears. A man's beard is near unbreakable."}