{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Sunday, 22-Sep-13 00:52:19 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3002231","html":"Do you know how it feels to be only 80% cool, I need to be 20% cooler to get my friend out of jail, I need to go on E-Bay and get a pimpin' new look so I can help him get outa jail!"}