{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Sunday, 22-Sep-13 13:13:45 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3003601","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mr. Matt Imation\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> I come out of the store and I'm like &quot;Where the grape is my car&quot; shortly before someone puts a shotgun round where my internal organs ought to be."}