{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Equestria Gaming (equestriagaming)'s status on Monday, 23-Sep-13 16:16:24 UTC","author_name":"Equestria Gaming (equestriagaming)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/equestriagaming","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3006398","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30494\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jakoby Norman\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dashcraft<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;World's oldest known keyboard. Used by colonies of microscopic creatures to sext each other across the ocean&quot;"}