{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Sunday, 29-Sep-13 21:51:38 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3019016","html":"Racist Bassist: So what do you call a Dairy Queen employee that's wearing an orange Yamaha? An Orage JEWlious <b>*ba dum doom dum dum ba do do doom*<\/b>"}