{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 10-Oct-13 20:25:31 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3042153","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30339\" class=\"url\" title=\"Steven\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">fuzzypony<\/span><\/a><\/span> You should probably not eat paper.  It has low nutritional value."}