{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-13 01:42:55 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3049882","html":"Pfft. Everyone knows Matt is terrible with the ladies. Besides, @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28324\" class=\"url\" title=\"that guy you hate\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pokestrike<\/span><\/a><\/span>, Twilight is so inexperienced she'd be completely oblivious to any advances he'd make. Which, by the way, he wouldn't, because he hates ponies. Jeez."}