{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-13 03:55:49 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3065040","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30012\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">oracle<\/span><\/a><\/span> Believing doesn't cause thousands of dollars to rain from the sky and allow me and my parents (who both refuse to move) to move. I literally don't think I can be any more direct with the phrase &quot;We CAN'T move&quot;"}