{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Colby (dropsterdash)'s status on Saturday, 26-Oct-13 11:27:44 UTC","author_name":"Colby (dropsterdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dropsterdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3079023","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30629\" class=\"url\" title=\"Luke Slywalker\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dyshviccer<\/span><\/a><\/span> ... well then... I'm going to go hide under my bed with my shotgun."}