{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 26-Oct-13 20:04:04 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3079651","html":""Oh! Shinjsujikihentaimosashi! An army of robots\/space aliens\/frogs\/??? is attacking Japan\/New York\/Any random private school in the countryside! You must yell and make flustered noises and grunt and blush in order to defeat them!" -literally every anime"}