{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-13 03:27:36 UTC","author_name":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/wafers","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3090634","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31226\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ryan Smith\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bulletst0rm<\/span><\/a><\/span> Parents like to think that you're gay if you don't have a gf. Just keep it away from them, and if they ask, just say you like the artwork."}